Why we should bomb the shit out of Syria

In the spirit of good old British Nationalism and the forthcoming air strikes on Syria, I have decided to compile a jolly list to show my unwavering support for the cause and for our great prime minister, David Cameron.

1. Everyone who will die will be a terrorist.
2. It won't be murder because they will be martyrs.  And everyone loves a martyr.
3. Anyone who doesn't want to bomb Syria is a terrorist sympathiser.
4. It will also mop up the dregs of the refugee crisis as there will be no more refugees to flee the country.
5. David Cameron clearly has the best interests of the common man at heart.
6. Afterwards, Isis will be too scared to do a terrorist attack in England.
7. Since allied air strikes started, nobody wants to join Isis.  Claims that recruits have doubled since then are clearly lies manufactured by notorious rebel leader, 'Red Jez the Corbinator.'
8. We did really well in the last wars, like Iraq and Afghanistan.

I think this should clean up any residual arguments, and put the mind of the nation at ease.

We are doing the right thing.

Man of the people.